Santa and the Missus

My husband, the heretofore high school English teacher/Renaissance Man, now actor, has decided to be Santa this holiday. So far:

• He has secured the suit, just needs a belt
• Has the beard growing on his face--I bought the white stuff to spray on his beard so he will be a whiter, brighter Santa
• Has me to advertise
• Has me to be the younger, slightly Trophy Wife to Santa

What alien abducted my husband and left this semi-hammed up dude?

Keep playing!